Let The Cookin Begin

Get your injecters out and get the sauce made for em to start shootin-up your bird.. Get that marinade on the ham.. Make sure you got all the recipes ready that you are gonna use tomoro.. Have ya got all your cornbread made that you are gonna use in your dressin yet ?? Dont forget to use fresh sage too.. Never use old sage.. Have you got your breakfast in the mornin planned so that it dont disrupt your cookin schedule ?? Have you got your flyswatter handy to get the damn kids out of the kitchen, and any stray husbands and wives that get in your way?? Gotta have one of them ready for action ya know.. Better hide the chocolate pie and the cake with the cream cheese icing too.. If ya dont, some smartass is gonna be leavin finger prints in it.. Have you got an extra jug of tea made up yet ?? You are gonna need it after they eat all that ham.. I hope everybody has a glorious meal and lots of good times tomoro.. Best Wishes from my humble home to yours.. Merry Christmas.. The Son of God is coming.. Rejoice and be full of merriment.. Happy Birthday Jesus..