The Desert Sucks

Sucks worse out there now cause its not only hot as a bitch, but now it has gotten humid too.. Aint no dry heat anymore !! On top of that, the power has gone out in sections of up-to 1300 homes, and their A/C's are breaking down from the workload.. Shouldnt be too hard to find the "border-crossers" now.. Bet you can smell the sweat a mile away, at least in the larger groups.. Cant stop those "duffers" out there either.. They just keep on slicing, and remind you to drink plenty of water.. I wonder about those folks sometimes .. hmmmm ?? Kinda reminds me of a neighbor I used to have.. The fellow would get on his ridin mower at about midnite, in his underwear, drinkin vodka from a paper cup thru a straw, and put the mower in the lowest, slowest gear and proceed to take almost two hours to mow his piddly lil-o front yard, ON MAIN ST !! When the Mrs. moved down here from Little Rock, I noticed that when she would talk to folks "back home", she would refer to this place as Twilight Texas .. Caint say that I blame her either.. Ya'll come back now .. Ya hea ??