Takillya Does Strange Thangs To Me
For one thang, I caint type very well.. I'm havin a Margaritaville Moment here and its just 5 o'clock and the Mrs. is done gone to bed and I'm still ready to party .. Somebody PLEASE put some Brooks and Dunn on REAL LOUD and start takin some clothes off !!
LET ME RE-PHRASE THAT !! Only the Redneck Gals under size 11 Need apply !~!
WELL, dependin on REDNECKNESS, I could go up to a 13, but you really gotta love some Gary Stewart !!
Cheers !!
LET ME RE-PHRASE THAT !! Only the Redneck Gals under size 11 Need apply !~!
WELL, dependin on REDNECKNESS, I could go up to a 13, but you really gotta love some Gary Stewart !!
Cheers !!
posted by Wild Bill at 5:07 PM
4 Comments:
if you go to my profile, i believe my audio clip is a brooks and dunn.
you should never drink alone - and that's 'zactly why i have an imaginary friend!
good evening!
*:}
Thought you were drinking your special hooch to celebrate?!
Now you behave yourself, WB. You are a married man!!!!! Linda seems to be a very nice woman.
I'm a redneck at heart but don't think I qualify as a true redneck woman as I am a size 6!!!!
WB, rather than finishing that bottle, save some and make you some hot coffee and go out on the porch and sweat it out.
And stay away from guns and sharp objects and uneven surfaces till morning.
Stay safe (but sane)
Papa Ray
Love to hear ya havin a fun time WB. Ain't it great?!
I regret gettin older only because my kidneys can't process as much ETOH as when young---I can still enjoy the land of margaritaville however....Ahhhh, it is a sweet life...and a very well made Mar. makes the difference.
Altho from my youth I remember the worst hangover I ever had was from the worm in the bottle tequila. It was like onto an acid trip. As if the stomach upset and headache wasn't enuf---every time I put my feet down on planet earth it was as if the earth was swallowin em up, a true sense of doom. So yes, I agree with all of the above folks. Enjoy/with caution.
bottoms up.
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