Come On, LAFF DAMMIT !!
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight to the
counter and says, "Hi... you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided."
"You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You
will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
counter and says, "Hi... you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided."
"You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You
will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
posted by Wild Bill at 4:44 PM
1 Comments:
Oh don't get me going on this. David is fighting TWC and the food stamp office. Once he gave TWC an earful they started coming around. But the food stamp office is still giving us the run around. After a month. We'll know tomorrow. However, if we had been illegals, we would have gotten food stamps that day, without having to provide a SS#. Now what the hell is wrong with this picture?
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