Tuesday, February 13, 2007

LATEST PENTAGON UPDATE

Subject: US Special Forces USRSF

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite
fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia,
Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Louisiana, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma and Tennessee boys

will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


This mess in Iraq should be over shortly.

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