Thrown For A Loop
Ya'll know I'm A Talk Radio Freak, and today I was listenin and they had a segment about women that were havin a fit about guys on the street makin known their admiration of their womanly form.. I'm talkin bout the guys that whistle and blow kisses at em..
Yep, GUILTY !! But I'm more the "smile and wink" type of admirer.. EXCEPT, when a gal has on Daisy Dukes cut up to ~~~here~~~ and a top that reveals a LOT of skin.. For that I'll give it a GOOOOOOOOTDAAAAAAAAAAM !!!!!! Bout all I can do anymore is look, so I'm gonna take full advantage of it..
Most times I tend to use tact with my displays of admiration tho.. I tend to use phrases like " there is a lucky guy out there somewhere, cause you sure are a pretty lady" or even when in the company of a gentleman, I will tell the guy that he has good taste in women cause he is with a pretty one, or somethin to that order.. I've been known to say some "catty" remarks too tho.. I remember one time I was on an elevator and the other passenger was an exceptionally well endowed and well maintained female that was dressed to the nth degree and even smelled like heaven on Earth.. I guess she noticed the sharp intake of air when I took in the full view and coyly looked over her shoulder at me and I couldnt help but say somethin beyond "HI", so I continued with:
me: Hi
her: Hi
me: you hear that
her: no. What
me: that sound
her: no. what is it
me: I guess your just used to it, but its the sound of denim stretchin !!
We made instant friends and managed to get together for conversation a few more times that week that we were both in the area.. I was about as welcome as a turd in a punchbowl when she would see me and leave the company of other gentlemen in mid-sentence and give me a hug around the neck tho !! But she had admitted that she had a weak-spot for long, tall, muscular Texans that liked to open doors for the women and said "yes ma'am" a lot.. Yeah, I guess I probably took advantage of it too.. So shoot me !!
But it seems that women today dont like to be noticed or at least to let em know that you do.. That kinda worries me.. It makes me thank that the rest of the Country is gettin like the bigger cities had gotten in the past.. Disassociated people walkin down the streets like zombies with their eyes glued to the ground and made only quick glances upward to reference landmarks or check their intended paths..
I know I have some ladies stop by here and I was just wonderin, in your opinion, is the manner in which I showed my approval of women in the past, still acceptable today ?? Is it just the wolf whistles and cat calls that are unacceptable today as they have been all along, or is any display off limits now ??
Ladies, I know ya'll go to great lengths to get and keep an attractive appearance and I thank it would be no-less than a crime for us guys that appreciate it, to have to hold our tongue from now on.. Crime hell, thats what I would have to call a cryin gotdam shame !!
But it reminds me of a joke I read one time..
A very tall, very pretty girl, that often wore mini skirts to work was complainin of sexual harassment to the company Human Relations Dept., that one of her co workers would approach her EVERY mornin and sniff at her and comment "hair smells nice" .. The HR person said that they didnt thank that was a legite complaint and asked her why she would be upset by that.. She got red-faced and sternly said " because hes a gotdam midget" !!
I guess I'm gonna worry about this until ya'll convince me that this is just another Big City quirk and that I dont have to worry about it unless in the Big City, and I can assure you that this ol boy sure dont plan on any trips to the Big City anymore !! I got my fill of them places many years ago..
Yep, GUILTY !! But I'm more the "smile and wink" type of admirer.. EXCEPT, when a gal has on Daisy Dukes cut up to ~~~here~~~ and a top that reveals a LOT of skin.. For that I'll give it a GOOOOOOOOTDAAAAAAAAAAM !!!!!! Bout all I can do anymore is look, so I'm gonna take full advantage of it..
Most times I tend to use tact with my displays of admiration tho.. I tend to use phrases like " there is a lucky guy out there somewhere, cause you sure are a pretty lady" or even when in the company of a gentleman, I will tell the guy that he has good taste in women cause he is with a pretty one, or somethin to that order.. I've been known to say some "catty" remarks too tho.. I remember one time I was on an elevator and the other passenger was an exceptionally well endowed and well maintained female that was dressed to the nth degree and even smelled like heaven on Earth.. I guess she noticed the sharp intake of air when I took in the full view and coyly looked over her shoulder at me and I couldnt help but say somethin beyond "HI", so I continued with:
me: Hi
her: Hi
me: you hear that
her: no. What
me: that sound
her: no. what is it
me: I guess your just used to it, but its the sound of denim stretchin !!
We made instant friends and managed to get together for conversation a few more times that week that we were both in the area.. I was about as welcome as a turd in a punchbowl when she would see me and leave the company of other gentlemen in mid-sentence and give me a hug around the neck tho !! But she had admitted that she had a weak-spot for long, tall, muscular Texans that liked to open doors for the women and said "yes ma'am" a lot.. Yeah, I guess I probably took advantage of it too.. So shoot me !!
But it seems that women today dont like to be noticed or at least to let em know that you do.. That kinda worries me.. It makes me thank that the rest of the Country is gettin like the bigger cities had gotten in the past.. Disassociated people walkin down the streets like zombies with their eyes glued to the ground and made only quick glances upward to reference landmarks or check their intended paths..
I know I have some ladies stop by here and I was just wonderin, in your opinion, is the manner in which I showed my approval of women in the past, still acceptable today ?? Is it just the wolf whistles and cat calls that are unacceptable today as they have been all along, or is any display off limits now ??
Ladies, I know ya'll go to great lengths to get and keep an attractive appearance and I thank it would be no-less than a crime for us guys that appreciate it, to have to hold our tongue from now on.. Crime hell, thats what I would have to call a cryin gotdam shame !!
But it reminds me of a joke I read one time..
A very tall, very pretty girl, that often wore mini skirts to work was complainin of sexual harassment to the company Human Relations Dept., that one of her co workers would approach her EVERY mornin and sniff at her and comment "hair smells nice" .. The HR person said that they didnt thank that was a legite complaint and asked her why she would be upset by that.. She got red-faced and sternly said " because hes a gotdam midget" !!
I guess I'm gonna worry about this until ya'll convince me that this is just another Big City quirk and that I dont have to worry about it unless in the Big City, and I can assure you that this ol boy sure dont plan on any trips to the Big City anymore !! I got my fill of them places many years ago..
posted by Wild Bill at 5:38 PM
4 Comments:
Your way of letting a woman know she is attractive is perfectly acceptable in my neck of the woods!!! I still bemoan the fact that the damn libbers screwed it up for the rest of us. Keep opening those doors for us!!! I absolutely love the manners of old.
Stretchy denim, I just love that. And you get away with it because you are honest and forthright.
We women don't take much to dishonesty---we always read the eyes. HATE the womanizer types. They are the ones with the alligator shoes, jewelry, etc.
IMHO look in the eyes and then to the shoes, that will pretty much give ya a good read on the intentions of said man.
20 years in the bar and restaurant industry gave me some good learnin.
Used to always get hit on and then the guys would ask for my phone #. Didn't really want to give it out or lose the tip. SOOOOOO....
When they would ask I would sweetly roll the # off my tongue with no hesitation. It was the # of the local porn cinema that started out with a very sexy woman speaking in come on tones...."Hi tiger...." You get the idea.
Usually the patrons would come back and not approach me this way again. Guess their ego was bruised or somethin.
There was only one man who came back to me and laughed uproariously and said he shared it with all the guys at work.
I married him. Happiness and Humor being what I wanted in a life partner. The old Bear stood the test.
Proved he was honest too.....Oh yeah, I liked his shoes too!
Forgot. In answer to yer question. Just keep on bein the same Wild Bill (hence the name "wild" I assume) tee-hee.
No need to change at this late date eh?
You got good taste in radio stations. I heard the same program while drivin in the car.
I certainly don't mind a whistle or two. But when a "gentleman" becomes obnoxious or obscene, I'm not interested in his interest. But you are a gentleman, 99% of the time. rofl. hugs, Sherry
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